Elise Fallson and Michelle Wallace to celebrate their blogiversaries. Happy, happy, Elise and Michelle! Click here or there to check out the other participants' entries.
What we gots ta do: The gals came up with some comic strips which we participants are supposed to caption. Michelle threw in a list of bonus words we're to incorporate into the captions: twist; cheek; buzz; honor; grey; champagne; tango; vomit. (I'm especially excited about that last one.)
So, like, here I go...
Elise: Wait, Michelle, don't go to the mall without me! I wanna pick up that Lancôme gift with purchase too!
Michelle: Well, twist my tail around your wrist and haul yourself up, woman! Beauty sales wait for no one!
M: I said your wrist, not your ankle. Now your skirt's gonna flap down, showing the world a set of cheeks it never expected to see...
E: How about you put the Fallson in the basket before I'm wearing vomit in my hair? Green is sure to clash with the makeup I plan to buy...
Hero Type Guy: Oooh, did somebody say makeup? Can I come with???
Hero Type Guy: At my funeral, let the people sing many choruses of Bonnie Tyler's "I Need A Hero" in my honor!
M: Buzz off, Hero Type Guy! Now we're gonna be late for the sale!
E: Well, the balloon's trashed. How'm I gonna get that bottle of "Grey Decay" nail polish I luuurve so much?
M: And how will I pick up that "Champagne Tango" face powder?
Dragon Type Thing: Hey, I haven't been to the mall in ages! How about I give you gals a ride?
M: Fine. If you're a good little dragon-type-thing and get us there before the mall closes, I'll even buy you some lipstick. (Looks around.) Hey, what happened to my tail?!