Showing posts with label Indie movies. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Indie movies. Show all posts

Tuesday, October 27, 2020

Spook Out! Day 27 ~ A Serial Killer's Guide to Life (2019)

IMDb Says...
"A self-help addict unwittingly finds herself on a killing spree with her unhinged life coach."

I Say...
"Unhinged" or "Justifiably Put Out?" I can't quite decide...

Horror Type...
Serial Killers, Black Comedy

Main Players...
Katie Brayben as Lou Farnt (Doormat)
Poppy Roe as Val Stone (Stylish Killer)
Ben Lloyd-Hughes as Chuck Knoah (Smug Guru)

I liked...
  • the contrasting color and wardrobe choices that revealed so much about Lou and Val's characters
  • how masterfully Roe (the striking, forbiddingly fashionable Siouxsie Sioux of serial killers) and Brayben (the mousey, no presence wannabe self-help seeker) embody their roles
  • the dark, dry British wit
  • seeing the ironic rise of the meek, even if it was a bit murder-y
  • the great pacing with no waste, just one hour and twenty minutes of fine storytelling
  • that some of the ridiculous "self-help therapies" were good for a snort or two
  • how some characters repeated their self-help courses (bc they clearly didn't help, bc they're bunkum)

The Meh...
  • This one's spoilery, click/highlight the text between the double red colons to read :: One stop on the self-help tour was with a couple promoting self-realization through sound therapy. Lou and Val spent the night with them and learned that the wine they shared with the gurus had been doped with some sort of "herbal relaxer"--after which you see the screen go kind of fuzzy and the female of the pair dancing around with a dildo, the implication clearly that the couple intended to sexually violate their clients ::
  • Something happens here that always gets up my nose: they've got non-Americans playing Americans but there's something off about the accent that utterly smashes one's suspension of disbelief. One of the most telling words is "anything." Someone with a "standard" US accent would pronounce it "EHN-ee-thing," whereas the "standard" British pronunciation treats the "y" differently: "EHN-uh-thing." One of the gurus falls into this error and it just took me right out of the movie, at a critical juncture. ("Standard" bc there're regional differences in both countries, obvs.)

Would I recommend it...?
Yes, but with managed expectations. It's not really a horror movie (Amazon's Showtime channel categorized it as such, which is how I came across it) and it's not really LOL comedy, more like a "I watched the entire thing with an amused smirk and snorted a bunch of times, but it was a little sick here and there" kinda flick. It's a worthy indie, for sure, and I am totally looking forward to more from these cats!

Miscellany...
  • I feel there was a missed opportunity here, to have Val actually coach Lou on how to commit murder, asking her open-ended questions about how she felt she was growing through their spree, etc.. You know, play the "self-help for budding serial killers" thing straight, as it were.
  • This film was financed via a Kickstarter campaign!

Ratings...
My Grade: A- as a tightly knit Black Comedy, score for horror N/A
Rotten Tomatoes Scores: Tomatometer=92%, Audience Score=58%

Details, Schmeetails...
I Watched A Serial Killer's Guide to Life on Amazon (the Rotten Tomatoes page linked above provides links to other streaming platforms)

There doesn't seem to be Wikipedia page for the movie, so I'll link some articles about it here (Beware, Thar Be Spoilers!):



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Saturday, October 19, 2019

Spook Out! Day 18 ~ I Had a Bloody Good Time at House Harker (2016)

Amazon Says...
"It's been generations since the Harkers' great-great grandfather killed Count Dracula. Now the Harker brothers and their best friend Ned are a town joke - until a real vampire turns up."

I Say...
The bros may've benefitted from the vampire's arrival but the townsfolk sure didn't.

Horror Type...
Horror comedy, Vampires

Main Players...
Jacob Givens as Gerry (Artiste)
Noel Carroll as Charlie (Artiste's Bro)
Derek Haugen as Ned (Artiste's BFF)

I liked...
  • Gerry's enthusiasm for his artistic project--and the bits at the start, showing how he envisions certain scenes, are nicely done
  • Ned snarking at/about his rival for his dream gal's affection
  • the good-natured rival's determined, and genuine, friendliness toward Ned
  • that Ned's last name, Morris, is the last name of the second man responsible for putting an end to Dracula in the Bram Stoker tale (the other man, of course, being Jonathan Harker) (And don't come crying to me about spoilers, the book's been out for over 120 years, for fang's sake.)
  • the hidden, steely depths of old man Walter
  • when the jokes stuck the landing (surprised a few chuckles out of me, they did!)
  • the vampire, who was actually kinda scary (that freaking voice, yo)
  • the scene after the end credits
  • the cheesy goodness of the two Right Said Fred tunes they somehow obtained for the movie, particularly this one:


The Meh...

  • as this reviewer writes, the Amazon ratings led me to believe this film was of a higher caliber but it's B movie level at best
  • with all due respect to the efforts and passion of the makers of I Had a Bloody Good Time at House Harker, it's an amateurish production
  • the plot's pretty dang weak and the pacing could be better
  • for all the actual LOL moments, there's a lot more goofiness which fails to elicit even a groan bc who can be bothered?
  • the male gaze is pretty evident in parts (ugh)


Would I recommend it...?
Ehhhhhh...Well. If you're already an Amazon Prime member and you want to set your brain to autopilot while tossing back a few beers with friends in the mood for nonsense, sure. But if mostly sophomoric humor and lots of gushes of blood aren't your cuppa, go watch What We Do in the Shadows instead (either the film or the TV series--both are excellent vampire comedies).

Miscellany...
This Indie was supported by a Kickstarter campaign!

Ratings...
My Grade: C+
Rotten Tomatoes Scores: Tomatometer=Not Available, Audience Score=77%

Details, Schmeetails...
I couldn't find a Wikipedia page for I Had a Bloody Good Time at House Harker



This concludes day 18 of