For the longest time, I rolled my eyes at the idea of a Bucket List, 'cause I'm cynical like that. Or just crabby. Or maybe I've just got wobbly eyes.
Anyway.
I just thought that, if folks had shit they wanted to do, they should just sort it out and get to it. Ain't nobody got time for makin' lists like that!
Well...
I've changed my mind. I've started a list.
(Does this worry you?)
(It totally should.)
I've no lofty goals on my Bucket List. In fact, for the moment, it's quite short, consisting solely of:
In fact, it's not much of a list at all, is it? More like a non-rhyming couplet.
Hmmm...
I don't care to dwell on the fact that my List Du Bucket focuses on vengeance. Though, in point of fact, I do have enemies and they are classified as such 'cause they were awful to me and totally deserve it.
But my list needs more...
What benign ways of avenging yourself against those who've authored your tears can you think of?
